Private banker

With apologies to Tina Turner and Mark Knopfler...

All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the hall

I'm your private banker, a banker for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private banker, a banker for money
And any old assets will do

I want to make a billion dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a Porsche and some paintings
Yeah, I guess I want a mansion
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names

I'm your private banker, a banker for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private banker, a banker for money
And any old assets will do

Euros, yen or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your regulations
Tell me, do you wanna see me do the tax arb again?