I bought a bank - and I liked it. With apologies to Katy Perry

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, pen in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I bought a bank and I liked it
The size of her assets, her leverage
I bought a bank just to try it
I hope my regulator don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm solvent tonight
I bought a bank and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your NAV
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good banks do
Not how they should behave
My board gets so confused
Hard to obey

I bought a bank and I liked it
The size of her assets, her leverage
I bought a bank just to try it
I hope my regulator don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm solvent tonight
I bought a bank and I liked it
I liked it

Us banks we are so magical
Big desks, red ink, so cheap
Hard to resist seems so valuable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent


I bought a bank and I liked it
The size of her assets, her leverage
I bought a bank just to try it
I hope my regulator don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm solvent tonight
I bought a bank and I liked it
I liked it