Friday, 27 April 2007

A Modest Proposal

Let us survey the facts.

  • The economy may be turning down, and interest rates are about to rise again.

  • The pro independence Scottish Nationalist Party may well be about to win the elections.

  • Labour needs a foreign policy success to take people's minds off Iraq.

The answer?

Let the Scots have their independence. Then we can stimulate the economy and get a highly popular sure fire military success very quickly. The war of the reconquest of Scotland. And no Union bollocks this time round, just straight invasion. It's an easy solution that addresses all the issues.

Who said I'd never make it in the FO?


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